It was with much rejoicing that I shared the news of Crocs eminent demise a few months ago. Not to take joy in the fact that people were going to lose their jobs, but knowing that terrible shoes (or are they sandals?) were going to be lost forever.

Sadly though, it seems you just can’t kill ugly:

But you may have noticed that today is October 1, and Earth has yet to receive word of the company’s demise. That’s because the shoe brand has just secured up to $30 million in revolving loans. Who would facilitate such a fashion crime? PNC Financial Services Group Inc., that’s who.

Who’s behind this PNC Financial Services Group? A bunch of sick fucks, that’s who.