The company behind Crocs, the flagship of hideous footwear, is on the precipice of bankruptcy and may be dead by year’s end.
“The company’s toast,” said Damon Vickers, who manages an investment fund at Nine Points Capital Partners in Seattle. “They’re zombie-ish. They’re dead and they don’t know it.”
Condolences to anyone who may lose their job, but in the end, this is for the good of mankind.

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They’re fantastic shoes for kids!! Not that this makes you any more sympathic… Probably the opposite effect.
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