Sorry for the downtime- the location where this site is hosted experienced a flood earlier this week and turned the whole place into a murky swamp. The server was sitting in an inch of water on the floor when I found it that morning, its UPS charred black. Yes, I kept the server on the floor. I don’t need a lecture.

After a couple days of air drying and lovingly caressing the chassis, I hooked everything back up, crossed my fingers and hit the power button. Magically, the server returned to life and is now humming along happily atop a desk.

We may now resume sporadic postings of little value.